big ass rats

FINALLY

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY

SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT

OH MY GOSH

GUYS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I’VE WAITED FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN

SOMETHING EXCITING

ok ook ok

now if u have ever been to new  york and really walked the sidewalks of new york and i mean really really walked

anybody whose anybody knows that the new yorkers run those sidewalks and streets

but not just any new yorkers

the pidgeons, you see pidgeon every where u go, and they don’t give a damn who you are

they see shit on the ground they are going after it so u better get out of there way!!!

that being said, i was coming back from the city and i got to the subway

now i’ve always known the pidgeon to run the upground but who runs the underground

where are all the crap of the city lays

all the dirt and smelly filth is in the underground

now first thought might be your typical homeless person

BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG!!!! WRONG PONGY  (hey, remember pongs, they were fun!!!)

anyway, everyone was waiting for the subway and what happened, WHAT HAPPENED!!!!

well for the first time!!! you ready, your not ready, SO GET READY

I SAW

NEW YORK CITY RATS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THATS RIGHT THAT RIGHT UH UH UH UH UH UH UH

those little bastards are fucking huge as everyone says that are

holy shit!!!! and if u take your eye off of them for one second they are

u know for being fat and sloppy those rat bastards can SCURRY!!!!!!

OH MAN I WAS SOOOOO FRIKIN HAPPY TO SEE SOME RATS OH MAN

I STARTED LAUGHING AND GIGGLING, PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW WHY

but who cares i saw some rats

their were about 6 of them 4 on the tracks and 2 up top on the platform on the other side of the tracks away from the people

and they just scurrry talking to each other

u know regular rat conversation

“hey george”

“hey garbage”

“u get lucky tonight”

nah, but!!! i did see RALPH almost bite a bug that looked exactly like one of those oompa loompa idiots from the weird movie

hahaha yeah those little fags need a new color

how bout u? get lucky

nah same old shit, ya know tail got run over by the 6 but it grew

again

i hate it when that happens

yeah i know

u know guys stuff like that

it was pretty entertaining

but the size and speed of new york city rats is to put it simply hippity

they are the size of hippos but they can run like speedy gonzalez

AND WHEN THEY EAT DAMN are they disgusting, u wanna talk, stuffing an egg in ur mouth is tough

well these guys make it look easy, then they choke and die

buts its ok

oh man guyz i was so exicted,

that moment was the missing link in my life in they city

those damn rats, i tell ya

hey, they are also smart to know when the train because they can feel it on the tracks

so they get outta the way

man those big ass little rodents made my weekend

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO GO RATS ITS UR BIRTHDAY HEY HEY HEY

oh man i saw some rats

i’m so happy